The Rec Room

[xp_catseye]

Thank you to Liam for installing the human-sized cat tree in the Rec Room. I think everyone can agree the finished product is impressive.

You're allowed to use it with us, but only if you compensate Kitten for his labor. Fish of any kind is acceptable as long as it's fresh. Tuna is preferred.

If anyone would like to join us with offerings, we'll be christening it with sushi tonight.

Comments

[xp_liono]

sushi, sushi, sushi!!!!

can you fix my claws, too? a couple are messed up

[xp_catseye]

I told you to use Pretty Claws.

But sure, I'll do your nails. Do you need me to bring a dremel or do you have one?

[xp_liono]

those are good your small cat form

I've got one

[xp_catseye]

I'm sure we can find a protective and fashionable alternative. Or find someone to make one.

Okay, I'll be over to do your manicure shortly. And paint your nails too, maybe, so I can send photos to your mother.

[xp_liono]

... why are you texting my mother??

[xp_catseye]

The question is, why aren't you texting your mother?

She misses you.

[xp_liono]

I've been busy!

this got weird

[xp_catseye]

Good. I was worried I was slipping.

(She also follows me on TikTok.)

[xp_liono]

you have a tiktok?

SHE HAS A TIKTOK???

[xp_catseye]

It's like you don't know us at all.

Of course I have a TikTok. All those times people complain about their cat never being adorable on cue? Never a problem for me.

[xp_liono]

I wasn't allowed tiktok.

she wouldn't allow me. I'm just... IS SHE A POD PERSON???

[xp_catseye]

My mother didn't allow me human social media, either. "Human" being the operative word.

Your mother has TikTok because I showed her mine and she wanted to follow me.

Because I'm adorable.

[xp_liono]

oh. my. god.

I can't even.

[xp_chameleon]

What's your TikTok? Can I follow you???

[xp_lusized]

OMG I need it too

[xp_catseye]

And you shall both have it.

[xp_lusized]

Ooh mee too nails party?

I have a glitter black where the glitter is orange it'll match your everything

[xp_catseye]

Yes. Absolutely. This will suffice as your offering.

[xp_lusized]

I mean if you don't want lox....

[xp_catseye]

I meant your offering to Liam. I'll accept the lox on my own behalf.

[xp_liono]

sure. though doing cat claws isn't exactly the same as what you probably do

[xp_catseye]

Always be gracious to people who want to give you things for free, Kitten.

[xp_liono]

I'm eating the lox, for sure

[xp_rictor]

Can I have credit for now? It will be a few weeks until the catnip I planted is ready for harvest.

[xp_catseye]

What do you say, Kitten?

Do you want to get high?