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[xp_catseye]

Now that we're all home and rested, I just want to say:

You're all welcome.

If anyone wants to show their gratitude, I'll be accepting offerings of unnamed meats. The don't need to be cooked.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

You went somewhere?

[xp_catseye]

Yesterday we got kidnapped from the Javits Center. Something something death traps. I wouldn't know, I was busy disabling them.

[xp_match]

Thanks Cats, ddnt say last night or befor I went to work but thank you

[xp_catseye]

You don't need to thank me, husband. What's mine is yours, including freedom.

Instead let's discuss the fact Jessica Jones is making you work the day after your kidnapping.

[xp_mimetic]

Thank you!!! What kinds of meats are unnamed??? All the meats I know have names. Like beef or chicken.

[xp_mimetic]

Wait but if you give it a name, then it's not unnamed anymore???

[xp_catseye]

That's unnecessary.

You're welcome.

[xp_mimetic]

Oh I don't mind at all!!! But I don't know what meats are left that don't have names. I think they all have names. I can't think of any that don't.

[xp_darcy]

Good job disabling them.

What kind of approved meat would you like for being so clever and helpful? I'll make you some special treats.

[xp_darcy]

Don't give her animals that are edible but have people or pet names. Chicken is fine. Nicki Henaj from our flock of chickens is not.

[xp_catseye]

It's fine. I don't need anything from her.

[xp_mimetic]

Did you already get enough unnamed meat??? I just found mostly named meat (round tip, salmon fillets) when I looked. Is there anything else you want or maybe later when you've used up your unnamed meat (please tell me what it was so I know - unless that gives it a name, this is hard)???

[xp_darcy]

Your husband was kidnapped as well? Send me a list of canned goods he favors, and I will get him a treat. Unless there are non-canned things he would prefer.

[xp_catseye]

Sushi is a foregone conclusion. Maybe red meat. I would like something I can rend and tear.

[xp_darcy]

We'll save the sushi for when you don't want to rend and tear. I'll contact my kosher butcher, see what large portions he has available and get you something appropriate.

I'm very proud of you for helping the others.

[xp_catseye]

I'm fine.

[xp_liono]

my parents arrive tomorrow and my tail is DISGUSTING.

we'll take you to dinner, but halp?

AND NO MENTIONING KIDNAPPING. or any of the crap from January.

[xp_catseye]

A lot of us were kidnapped. I was a savior to many.

Match doesn't really have food preferences, but I will accept canned goods in his place and turn over the cans. A successful marriage is about compromise.

[xp_catseye]

I will keep your secrets, Kitten, but it's terrible to build your parent/child relationship on a foundation of lies. Unless they're funny, anyway.

What did you do to your tail now, besides failing to consistently groom it during seasonal shedding?

[xp_liono]

okay, let me put it this way. do you want me here?

it. didn't work. not very well. and it's *gross*. and seasonal shredding isn't helping. it's all knotted and dirty. I don't want matting! I DON'T WANT TO GET SHAVED!!!

[xp_darcy]

As long as he eats the two of you are welcome to discuss division of assets as you'd like. Relationships are much more successful when you are both communicating clearly.

[xp_catseye]

Do I want you here? Hmmm

What do you mean it "didn't work"?

You broke your tail??

[xp_liono]

you're so mean.

no! it's not broken, yeesh, of it was I would have led with that. and gone to get it set. When we were in that video game whatever thing, I like... couldn't really control it? I could, but only a little. Mostly it was dead weight.

[xp_lusized]

OMG you whiner - cut class, we'll go to the petstore and get the good degunker. I have to go get Sharon like a pound of beef bacon anyway.

[xp_lusized]

As soon as I am done fixing my nails I am going to the deli and getting you beef bacon because it's amazing.