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[xp_catseye]

Now that we're all home and rested, I just want to say:

You're all welcome.

If anyone wants to show their gratitude, I'll be accepting offerings of unnamed meats. The don't need to be cooked.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

You went somewhere?

[xp_catseye]

Yesterday we got kidnapped from the Javits Center. Something something death traps. I wouldn't know, I was busy disabling them.

[xp_darcy]

Good job disabling them.

What kind of approved meat would you like for being so clever and helpful? I'll make you some special treats.

[xp_match]

Thanks Cats, ddnt say last night or befor I went to work but thank you

[xp_catseye]

You don't need to thank me, husband. What's mine is yours, including freedom.

Instead let's discuss the fact Jessica Jones is making you work the day after your kidnapping.

[xp_match]

But it’s stil the right thing to do? Right? Thanking you I mean
Oh I wuz supposd to go in after the game but we got kidnapped, and I already had the cases we needed to print

[xp_mimetic]

Thank you!!! What kinds of meats are unnamed??? All the meats I know have names. Like beef or chicken.

[xp_mimetic]

Wait but if you give it a name, then it's not unnamed anymore???

[xp_catseye]

That's unnecessary.

You're welcome.

[xp_mimetic]

Oh I don't mind at all!!! But I don't know what meats are left that don't have names. I think they all have names. I can't think of any that don't.

[xp_darcy]

Don't give her animals that are edible but have people or pet names. Chicken is fine. Nicki Henaj from our flock of chickens is not.

[xp_catseye]

It's fine. I don't need anything from her.

[xp_liono]

my parents arrive tomorrow and my tail is DISGUSTING.

we'll take you to dinner, but halp?

AND NO MENTIONING KIDNAPPING. or any of the crap from January.

[xp_catseye]

I will keep your secrets, Kitten, but it's terrible to build your parent/child relationship on a foundation of lies. Unless they're funny, anyway.

What did you do to your tail now, besides failing to consistently groom it during seasonal shedding?

[xp_liono]

okay, let me put it this way. do you want me here?

it. didn't work. not very well. and it's *gross*. and seasonal shredding isn't helping. it's all knotted and dirty. I don't want matting! I DON'T WANT TO GET SHAVED!!!

[xp_lusized]

As soon as I am done fixing my nails I am going to the deli and getting you beef bacon because it's amazing.

[xp_catseye]

Yes, this pleases me.

[xp_husk]

I’ll get some bacon for the next time you sneak into my room

[xp_catseye]

Can you convince Sam to cook it? He's very good at it.

[xp_husk]

I’m perfectly capable of cooking bacon myself, thank you.

[xp_loa]

Thank you, Sharon sweetheart, I’ll grab you something for gratitude for saving everyone when I’m heading back from the city

[xp_catseye]

Could you and Sooraya do the wand with me tonight? This experience has ignited my bloodlust overstimulated my prey drive.

[xp_madin]

I found a game place with roo. I bought some for nostalgia but I guess you can have some.

[xp_catseye]

Kangaroo? This is a new meat for me. Thank you, Madin. I will accept your tribute.

[xp_rogue]

So like ...y'all don't wanna eat a cow named Daisy or something? Or it's gotta be an undiscovered animal?