It was my own fault for browsing Reddit

[xp_catseye]

I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.

That is not what it looks like.




Addendum: Nor is this.




Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.

Comments

[xp_catseye]

Do I:

A) Truly not know the size and power of a moose despite being a devoted student of zoology
B) Know, and simply acting otherwise for the fun of it, or
C) Know, and think the two of you simply lack ambition?

[xp_liono]

D). all of the above

[xp_wildchild]

D) Have not seen one in person and so don't actually understand how scary moose are

unless you can turn into an orca too
orcat... or-cat? orca-cat?

[xp_catseye]

That's for me to know, and the rest of you to find out.

After all, not one of you has seen my final form yet.

[xp_wildchild]

I'm writing your final form on a post-it note and taping it to the underside of my desk.

(it's an orca-cat I know)