It was my own fault for browsing Reddit

[xp_catseye]

I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.

That is not what it looks like.




Addendum: Nor is this.




Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

You're also tiny

[xp_darcy]

Not where it matters. And not when I'm in 3" heels either.

[xp_wildchild]

your boyfriend ate screaming cookies today.

this isn't relevant I just wanted you to know

[xp_darcy]

what's a screaming cookie? google is giving me a cannabis strain and i feel like doug probably didn't just shove a whole leaf into his mouth like that.

he might have, but that feels more like something matt would do. both of them, if they were together at the time, especially if you and clint were egging them on.

[xp_daredevil]

I plead the 5th.

[xp_wildchild]

Weird snack from the vending machine.

[xp_catseye]

Kyle shared. They look like animal crackers, but scream when threatened with bodily harm. I'm going to keep at least one to see whether going stale has any effect on this quality.

They taste like meat. It's pretty great.

[xp_darcy]

Eating food that is screaming probably isn't kosher, even if it's inanimate. Hm. A pondering for the rabbinical types.

[xp_catseye]

Doug still has the ingredient list. Although earlier all he could tell us was "organic."

[xp_darcy]

i foresee some time in the kitchen experimenting, then. but i probably can't replicate the screams.