It was my own fault for browsing Reddit

[xp_catseye]

I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.

That is not what it looks like.




Addendum: Nor is this.




Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.

Comments

[xp_catseye]

I could vomit screaming food???

Don't bother checking the label. I want this experience more than I have wanted anything in my life.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean I think they might be okay but if you wanna barf up a screaming sweet mincemeat critter you do you

[xp_catseye]

I have an opportunity to vomit screaming food for reasons not attributable to a rat that was merely stunned. Absolutely I am going to take it.