Tragedy

[xp_catseye]

Today is a sad day. Due to the unreasonable standards imposed by Kyle Gibney, specifically the one that said "No, Catseye, you may not amass an army of feline followers," I must announce that Match and I have lost custody of our beloved sons, Toothless and Lightning McQueen.

Tonight we say goodbye before sending our children off to our new home. Please especially respect Match's feelings in this difficult time. He said it was fine and then cried in the bathroom for half an hour.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Something something Family Court something Judge Kyle presiding, I'm the meanest ever.

Technically I said if you can't stop yourself at two, you can't have any, and you said ... I forget what you said, but it strongly implied you thought a much larger number was a reasonable number of cats.

[xp_banshee]

Did Match actually cry for a half hour?

[xp_wildchild]

I legit have no idea. I told Sharon it was 2, or 0. I didn't actually break the bad news to Match.

[xp_catseye]

He did. Match is very sensitive.

Your boyfriend made my husband cry.

[xp_banshee]

Well, I suppose a half hour of sadness is better than accidentally enabling you to collect a colony of cats that inevitably lead to a hoarding situation.

[xp_catseye]

Lies. I never said that a property this size could easily accommodate hundreds of cats, especially after the flooding destroyed so many of their regular shelters, or that I was close to talking Illyana into teleporting them in directly from the overburdened shelters because their adoption paperwork is a waste of time. I said a normal thing.

[xp_wildchild]

You'd think with ears like this I would not have mis-heard "I can have a perfectly normal number of kittens that would not appear on an episode of Hoarder Houses" as "I want 400 cats"

[xp_catseye]

Agreed. Maybe you should get your hearing checked.

[xp_cypher]

okay there, Kittens Georg.

[xp_catseye]

Excuse me, Liam is Kitten. You shall refer to me as Sharon, Catseye, or, if in relation to Liam and his orangeness, Jean.

[xp_cypher]

I know you speak meme. You are not the kitten, you are the Georg.

[xp_catseye]

I reject your meme and substitute my own.