I have been misled

[xp_catseye]

Kyle promised Field Day would involve food, but so far the only edible thing I've seen is from the spoon races. I can eat boiled eggs at home.

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[xp_liono]

that's not how field day works Sharon. there's usually pizza or burgers or something after the games. the eggs aren't for eating

[xp_talon]

The food is served after the games; this is good to know.

[xp_liono]

food is very important!!

[xp_talon]

Yes. I am looking forward to that. Are you participating in any of the games?

[xp_liono]

I'm doing a few, but I'm most excited for the obstacle course! you?

[xp_talon]

The obstacle course and the danger room games. I am not familiar with the other games.

[xp_liono]

they're just silly and fun. being mutants, they just get a little weird or modified

[xp_catseye]

Then why was I able to access them? Tell me that, Kitten.

[xp_liono]

they're for the egg race!

[xp_catseye]

Anything edible left unattended is for my stomach. You know this.

[xp_mimetic]

Isn’t it usually in the supply caches during the 40k??

[xp_wildchild]

If you wanna do a 40k (FORTY?)(okay so basically a marathon) before the food trucks arrive you do you but consider - running on an empty stomach means you're gonna barf and is barfing a good way to train?

[xp_mimetic]

I run 10 every morning but the 40k is the survival ambush and retaliation drills and it’s the best one - wait, do you guys not do that? What if you’re suddenly attacked one night and ousted from your stronghold and need to get to a safe house through enemy infested lands??

[xp_wildchild]

We do not do that thing. Generally we aren't running through enemy infested lands. and the one time we did I hotwired some trucks. I mean not just me, but that is a skill I have and I did some of them.

[xp_mimetic]

Man you guys are going to be sorry when you have to run through enemy infested lands and haven’t even practiced

[xp_madin]

Hahaha. You know, we had this damn argument right before we left that time we had to evacuate. We working out of a mining camp way outside lubumbashi when we had to run.

Feral wanted to go cross country but we were worried about lions.

[xp_catseye]

Lions were a deterrent?

I shall never understand your ways.

[xp_madin]

They were.

[xp_catseye]

Next time take me to Africa. I crave communion with my Panthera brethren.

[xp_madin]

Why not just break into zoo? It's closer.

[xp_catseye]

Liam and I are done with zoos.

[xp_madin]

Right. Sorry. Forgot.

Will take you with me if I ever go back to Africa instead.

[xp_catseye]

I will hold you to this.

Light acts of terrorism are not compulsory.

[xp_madin]

Good, because the geopolitical situation is changing making it harder.

[xp_wildchild]

I think we'll be okay. :) Most of our enemies look like Peter Griffin and wear red hats.

[xp_talon]

I would like to join you in the morning if you would like a running partner.

[xp_madin]

Well, the time I had to evacuate fast, we a truck.

The axel bent because the road was fully shit. We found a guy in a village to repair it, even though we were mutants because we could pay. Ended up driving all night through the bush yelling at each other because we weren't gettin paid now.

Only had to go cross country the last few km because we decided that taking the road wasn't smart.

[xp_mimetic]

Ohhhh so I need a car, I get it

[xp_madin]

Mostly in North America. Big distances, lots of cars.

Elsewhere? Depends. Australia, get a car, or dirt bike or 4wd if you're remote. Can go a few hundred km up north cross country off road if you know what you're doing and can navigate.

The time I mentioned? Evac site was too far to get to on foot

[xp_longshot]

Dunno about 40k, I've got some 100g chocolate bars and water + gatorade in a cooler if that counts!

Can't miss me out on the green.

[xp_cypher]

That is quite the ensemble there, sir.

...how long have you been growing the mustache for that?

[xp_longshot]

See, the trick is I cheated and just grew out the beard.

Couple of weeks though!