I have been misled

[xp_catseye]

Kyle promised Field Day would involve food, but so far the only edible thing I've seen is from the spoon races. I can eat boiled eggs at home.

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[xp_cypher]

That is quite the ensemble there, sir.

...how long have you been growing the mustache for that?

[xp_longshot]

See, the trick is I cheated and just grew out the beard.

Couple of weeks though!