Reintroductions

[xp_catseye]

I never activated this, did I? I'm Sharon Smith. We are known to each other. Or rather, you are known to me.

I've made sure of that.

Now that I've decided to take up permanent residence I'll be sharing a suite with Match. Housewarming gifts and small tributes may be left with him.

Also, I am occasionally human now. Consider this your first and only warning.

Comments

[xp_catseye]

Yes, your insinuations did not escape me. Are pure heteromorphs that unusual? Does Mr. Wagner also have a second form? Should we expect Liam to have some kind of morphological awakening? If so, I am prepared to give him the Talk. I am the best at shapeshifting.

[xp_wildchild]

Nah, you just weren't subtle. You asked me like right away if I could shift, you were real interested in the contact deets of someone else who could, and both times I kinda hinted you had a really sus expression.

There's also some science shit I'll explain in person, it's legit not gonna change much except that it helps how I knew you might be able to shift.

Kurt can't, as far as I know, I can't. Liam's a mystery, might be just who he is, might turn into Jorts someday.

[xp_catseye]

How dare you. I am the subtlest. I'm not discounting covert surveillance, or maybe some form of sorcery. Further interrogation to follow.

I don't think there's anything mysterious about the kitten. Not because I'm an expert, he's just orange, and orange cats don't have secrets.

[xp_wildchild]

It's legit quantum science stuff.

[xp_catseye]

I'll see when I can pencil you into my schedule. My time is in high demand.

[xp_liono]

butter me and I'll make you wish you were dead

[xp_catseye]

I want you to know that if you allow yourself to be buttered I will not be responsible for cleaning you. That's a Liam problem.

[xp_liono]

I never allow myself to get buttered.

but using claws gets me ISS and that sucks

[xp_catseye]

Buttering you is legally considered a hate crime. It's a manifestation of anti-ginger sentiment. Stand up for your rights.

[xp_liono]

you don't have rights in middle school. only scars.

[xp_darcy]

That should not be an issue here, unless you actively give someone permission or a legit kitchen accident occurs.

However, I am willing to teach you how to make anyone think twice before doing it.

[xp_liono]

I've been working with Mr. Kyle in the danger room, but sure!

[xp_darcy]

Kyle is an excellent teacher.

I can show you how to make your own pepper spray and how to use a taser. 😁

[xp_liono]

okay but....I have claws

[xp_darcy]

Pepper spray in open wounds is brutal, my padawan.

[xp_liono]

I thought it was for eyes?

[xp_darcy]

Face is the typical use, yes.

[xp_wildchild]

By... not doing your homework?

(dude I am not gonna butter anyone, but you are a orange cat, if you turn into a cat, there's 3 options and the other two are worse)

[xp_liono]

ugh. unfair.

the only change in form I've had is growing.