Reintroductions

[xp_catseye]

I never activated this, did I? I'm Sharon Smith. We are known to each other. Or rather, you are known to me.

I've made sure of that.

Now that I've decided to take up permanent residence I'll be sharing a suite with Match. Housewarming gifts and small tributes may be left with him.

Also, I am occasionally human now. Consider this your first and only warning.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

ha told you so

[xp_loa]

How exciting — let me know if you need anything, dear. 💖

[xp_catseye]

Yes, your insinuations did not escape me. Are pure heteromorphs that unusual? Does Mr. Wagner also have a second form? Should we expect Liam to have some kind of morphological awakening? If so, I am prepared to give him the Talk. I am the best at shapeshifting.

[xp_longshot]

Hello Sharon Smith! It is delightful to know that you plan on staying with all of us.

[xp_wildchild]

Nah, you just weren't subtle. You asked me like right away if I could shift, you were real interested in the contact deets of someone else who could, and both times I kinda hinted you had a really sus expression.

There's also some science shit I'll explain in person, it's legit not gonna change much except that it helps how I knew you might be able to shift.

Kurt can't, as far as I know, I can't. Liam's a mystery, might be just who he is, might turn into Jorts someday.

[xp_submariner]

I have never seen you before in my life, but I must warn you against being too human. As a courtesy.

[xp_catseye]

So far only one request:

Please tell people they can stop trying to clothe me now. Sooraya loaned me her prayer robes and is getting together some other things. I am familiar with the concept of indecent exposure, I just didn't own any clothing. Clothes are tyranny.

Besides, everyone's been seeing me naked for months.

[xp_catseye]

narrows eyes



I don't need you to tell me that.

[xp_catseye]

How dare you. I am the subtlest. I'm not discounting covert surveillance, or maybe some form of sorcery. Further interrogation to follow.

I don't think there's anything mysterious about the kitten. Not because I'm an expert, he's just orange, and orange cats don't have secrets.

[xp_catseye]

Hello, Arthur Centino. I knew you would all be honored. Maybe I'll give yoga another chance now that my hips move in the right direction.

[xp_darcy]

Alright, I'll bring up a set of Allowed Meat to your room if you'd like.

[xp_catseye]

Let me get back to you. First I must tell Match we will be living together.

[xp_wildchild]

It's legit quantum science stuff.

[xp_darcy]

Alright. I'll make up an extra set regardless, it'll just hang out in my fridge for now.

[xp_catseye]

I'll see when I can pencil you into my schedule. My time is in high demand.

[xp_catseye]

Thank you.

After all, this was only stage one. I will need many more meals before I can assume my final form.

[xp_loa]

Well, you got me there, you have been running around furred but not clothed. I was thinking more if you wanted any specific bedding or room decorations, but I can definitely do that for you, Sharon.

[xp_catseye]

I would love a scratching post now that I've acquired a permanent residence. I need to do my nails.

[xp_darcy]

Oh? I look forward to all your forms, Sharon.

[xp_mayhem]

Oh cool. Boris will probably like you just as much in human form.

[xp_liono]

you wear my clothes pretty well.

[xp_catseye]

I do all things well, Kitten. You should know that by now.

[xp_catseye]

Most do. I am charming in every shape.

[xp_liono]

butter me and I'll make you wish you were dead

[xp_liono]

you keep thinking that