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[xp_catseye]

I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.

That is not what it looks like.




Addendum: Nor is this.




Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

I always want cow. Always. I will always do a steak sharing scheme with anyone who

okay no this is just getting badly phrased all over. just send me steaks, Clinto.

[xp_hawkeye]

Cool cool. I'll share some of my bacon and other stuff from the pig, too.

I'll let you have the part that makes filet mignon if you grill me a rare filet mignon at some point in the next three months.

[xp_cypher]

Bro. I want some of that action. Medium rare for mine, though.

[xp_darcy]

I don't want any of the pig but I do want beef bacon.