It was my own fault for browsing Reddit

[xp_catseye]

I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.

That is not what it looks like.




Addendum: Nor is this.




Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.

Comments

[xp_catseye]

There is screaming food?

I want the screaming food.

[xp_wildchild]

So the vending machine down in the chapel is ... multiversal. Sometimes it gives - most of the time it gives out weird stuff.

one sec I'll text Doug a pic of the label b/c I can't read it, IDK what language this is, so he can give an ingredient breakdown - they should be you-safe, they're me-safe, but lets make sure before you throw up a screaming candy.

[xp_cypher]

Well, I got no clue as to what kind of language it is, but yeah, the label says 'fully organic'.

Fuckin' A, now I want some screaming candy, bro.

[xp_catseye]

I could vomit screaming food???

Don't bother checking the label. I want this experience more than I have wanted anything in my life.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean I think they might be okay but if you wanna barf up a screaming sweet mincemeat critter you do you

[xp_catseye]

I have an opportunity to vomit screaming food for reasons not attributable to a rat that was merely stunned. Absolutely I am going to take it.