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Oct. 19th, 2023 01:04 pmI would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.
That is not what it looks like.

Addendum: Nor is this.

Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.
That is not what it looks like.

Addendum: Nor is this.

Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.
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Date: 2023-10-20 04:22 am (UTC)Awesome. I'm either gonna be on portal duty or doing paperwork in my office tomorrow, so swing by whenever. We just finished the reno, so all the tech's brand new and shiny.
No touching the wormhole. We've managed to go two weeks without an incident. It's not a record, but we're also counting the vending machine as an incident-causing thing, so. Also, Namor keeps a clipboard of all the stuff that comes out of the vending machine. Just... keep him informed. You can email him, if you two are still sniping at one another.
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Date: 2023-10-20 04:30 am (UTC)I shall see if I can clear a space in my busy schedule.
Namor? Who is this Namor? I do not know him.
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Date: 2023-10-20 05:33 pm (UTC)the vending machine gave the screaming candy again
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Date: 2023-10-20 05:38 pm (UTC)I want the screaming food.
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Date: 2023-10-20 06:14 pm (UTC)one sec I'll text Doug a pic of the label b/c I can't read it, IDK what language this is, so he can give an ingredient breakdown - they should be you-safe, they're me-safe, but lets make sure before you throw up a screaming candy.
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Date: 2023-10-20 06:15 pm (UTC)Fuckin' A, now I want some screaming candy, bro.
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Date: 2023-10-20 06:18 pm (UTC)Don't bother checking the label. I want this experience more than I have wanted anything in my life.
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Date: 2023-10-20 06:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-20 06:28 pm (UTC)