It was my own fault for browsing Reddit

[xp_catseye]

I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.

That is not what it looks like.




Addendum: Nor is this.




Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.

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[xp_liono]

but it's delicious

[xp_catseye]

I, too, would like to eat the moose.

[xp_liono]

but not Garrison's moose.

[xp_wildchild]

DO EITHER OF YOU know how mcfuckin huge moose are? You know what predates mooses? ORCAS.

not human sized people

they're bigger than horses, we're not hunting moose.

jesus fuck both of you make sure your schedule is clear tomorrow we'll go get a deer. that's appropriately huge

[xp_liono]

I've hunted moose before.

and deer.

[xp_wildchild]

With your hands?

[xp_liono]

no! with a gun. because as you pointed out, it's MEGAFAUNA. you don't hunt that for funsies with your hands?!

[xp_wildchild]

Liam, this is REALLY IMPORTANT. DOES SHARON KNOW THAT.

Especially since she knows - I run down full sized deer for funsises.

[xp_catseye]

I could run down a moose. You don't know.

Anything after that point is a problem for Future Catseye.

[xp_wildchild]

You really. Really. could not.

[xp_catseye]

Canadad has a moose?

Does the wolf know?

[xp_liono]

idk. I just heard there was a pet moose. it makes sense to belong to a Canadian

[xp_catseye]

Not that Canadians are a protected class, but somehow that statement feels racist.

Cultural sensitivity training for Liam.

[xp_liono]

my mom's Canadian

[xp_catseye]

*presses X to Doubt*

[xp_cypher]

She's a Canadian citizen, as I recall.

(the moose, that is, I am unsure as to whether Garrison has granted the wolf an RCMP commission or anything like that)

[xp_catseye]

The wolf would never. He is ACAB.

[xp_wildchild]

assigned cop at birth? i don't think the wolf was born he just... appeared

acaa....

[xp_catseye]

No, ACAB, as in All Cops Are-

Wait, Canadad is active RCMP?

Then yes, we'll say it's your thing.

[xp_dominion]

Technically, it would be Molly's moose, if you can give an undomesticated animal as a pet. Which you can't.

Daisy lives mostly in the national park the mansion grounds end at. She comes by occasionally, especially during the winter, for a free meal. Regardless, she is tagged by the US NPS, so she is 100% illegal to hunt in any circumstance.

If you want to hunt moose, you'll need to make more of a trip of it than to the mansion grounds.

[xp_liono]

oooh. gotcha, Molly's moose.

well, yeah? I didn't think we'd hunt on school grounds.

[xp_wildchild]

We actually do, it's safer for all of us to keep to the forested grounds area.

[xp_liono]

.... with your hands, right? not guns. because I don't think guns are allowed on campus?

[xp_hawkeye]

They are as long as they're properly secured and handled by people who're trained in their use.

[xp_darcy]

It's also illegal to hunt them here. Sorry bro.