It has been decided
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DTQo8hPgojA/
The council has spoken. Update your lexicons accordingly.
We see you, Jessica Jones.
The whole world sees you.
Injustice
I overslept and missed a livestream I was looking forward to.
Someone disrupted my sleep schedule last night by coming home very late and very loudly.
My displeasure shall be felt.
Someone disrupted my sleep schedule last night by coming home very late and very loudly.
My displeasure shall be felt.
Who has plans for Labor Day weekend?
Rumor has it there will be an international food festival/street fair in District X next weekend.
I want to go.
I would like to taste the world.
I want to go.
I would like to taste the world.
My turn
Now that I've finally stopped finding glitter in my tail I would like to go camping.
After Pride, nothing sounds better to me than lounging in the quiet of unspoiled wilderness, grinding against no one, and eating onlygarbage what you kill. As Cat, this is my culture.
That is now an Everyone Problem.
After Pride, nothing sounds better to me than lounging in the quiet of unspoiled wilderness, grinding against no one, and eating only
That is now an Everyone Problem.
Birthday
As of today I am 22. Already I have achieved legal drinking age, and now I am a year closer towards the ability to rent a car.
My power is increasing.
Tributes and well-wishes may be left at my suite for my return. In the meantime, Felicia has taken me to the city for high tea at the Blue Box Cafe.
There are no actual boxes, but it is still very acceptable.
My power is increasing.
Tributes and well-wishes may be left at my suite for my return. In the meantime, Felicia has taken me to the city for high tea at the Blue Box Cafe.
There are no actual boxes, but it is still very acceptable.
I have been misled
Kyle promised Field Day would involve food, but so far the only edible thing I've seen is from the spoon races. I can eat boiled eggs at home.
(no subject)
Now that we're all home and rested, I just want to say:
You're all welcome.
If anyone wants to show their gratitude, I'll be accepting offerings of unnamed meats. The don't need to be cooked.
You're all welcome.
If anyone wants to show their gratitude, I'll be accepting offerings of unnamed meats. The don't need to be cooked.
Happy birthday to me, I know Mandarin now
I turned 21 and my brain power instantly increased. Today's 官话 exercises were trivial. "See Spot Run" trivial. There's a joke here about neural development, but from what I understand development moves forward from the amygdala. A fully formed prefrontal cortex is more likely to support pragmatic language processing, not accelerate acquisition.
Interesting.
I guess I'll move on to 吴语.
Interesting.
I guess I'll move on to 吴语.
The Rec Room
Thank you to Liam for installing the human-sized cat tree in the Rec Room. I think everyone can agree the finished product is impressive.
You're allowed to use it with us, but only if you compensate Kitten for his labor. Fish of any kind is acceptable as long as it's fresh. Tuna is preferred.
If anyone would like to join us with offerings, we'll be christening it with sushi tonight.
You're allowed to use it with us, but only if you compensate Kitten for his labor. Fish of any kind is acceptable as long as it's fresh. Tuna is preferred.
If anyone would like to join us with offerings, we'll be christening it with sushi tonight.
Today I Learned...
...Some people are truly the protagonists of their own stories.
And those stories are apparently YA dystopian fiction.
And those stories are apparently YA dystopian fiction.
Christmas Eve at the Nelson's
...and I can report they all have matching pajamas.
Me included.
(They are extremely comfortable.)
Me included.
(They are extremely comfortable.)
Tragedy
Today is a sad day. Due to the unreasonable standards imposed by Kyle Gibney, specifically the one that said "No, Catseye, you may not amass an army of feline followers," I must announce that Match and I have lost custody of our beloved sons, Toothless and Lightning McQueen.
Tonight we say goodbye before sending our children off to our new home. Please especially respect Match's feelings in this difficult time. He said it was fine and then cried in the bathroom for half an hour.
Tonight we say goodbye before sending our children off to our new home. Please especially respect Match's feelings in this difficult time. He said it was fine and then cried in the bathroom for half an hour.
An announcement
I am writing to inform you all I have become the proud mother of two. This development was unplanned, but welcome. I've always wanted a big family. I hope you will all be supportive of what will surely be the first of many additions to my clowder.
My sons are very curious. If you come with offerings please be sure to shut the door of the suite so they don't wander too far. One of them is still delicate and needs his medications on schedule.
To anticipate the rumors: No, Liam is not the father. Don't be gross.
I'm a married woman. Obviously the father is Match.
My sons are very curious. If you come with offerings please be sure to shut the door of the suite so they don't wander too far. One of them is still delicate and needs his medications on schedule.
To anticipate the rumors: No, Liam is not the father. Don't be gross.
I'm a married woman. Obviously the father is Match.
It was my own fault for browsing Reddit
I would like to report the scientific inaccuracy of a 24-year-old children's novel.
That is not what it looks like.
Addendum: Nor is this.
Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.
That is not what it looks like.
Addendum: Nor is this.
Illustrators, I am available to provide reference for a modest fee.
Reintroductions
I never activated this, did I? I'm Sharon Smith. We are known to each other. Or rather, you are known to me.
I've made sure of that.
Now that I've decided to take up permanent residence I'll be sharing a suite with Match. Housewarming gifts and small tributes may be left with him.
Also, I am occasionally human now. Consider this your first and only warning.
I've made sure of that.
Now that I've decided to take up permanent residence I'll be sharing a suite with Match. Housewarming gifts and small tributes may be left with him.
Also, I am occasionally human now. Consider this your first and only warning.